Q: I am impatient with the world and wish to return to the Garden of Eden. Please advise, by fax if possible. --Nora G., Tralee, Ireland.
A: We understand and are making every effort to deliver answers to this important question in the coming year. Preliminary scientific results indicate that the Garden of Eden is remarkable preserved no more than fifteen feet below your feet.
Alternatively, if you choose to consider your search in a temporal sense,
it seems likely that
the climatic region of the earth will be approximately in the state you
desire, ie the late hypsithermal, between the years 2000 and 2010.
Q: Some of your science make sense. Why do you insist on ruining it all with a lot of superstitious rot? --James McD., Edinburgh, Scotland.
A: Ignatius is researching the matter.
Q: Is your Chatauqua a work in progress, or is it complete? --Robert G., Somerville, Mass.
A: So far, only Chapter I has been published. Completion date is 1997. (Ample time for the millennium!)